Tug

These Lila Rice earrings are nice. I'd like to wear them. But I'm concerned for earring hole enlargement once these are on, I imagine myself to keep putting my fingers through the holes in the earring and pulling on them while being lost in thoughts, waiting for the bus, watching a hunky topless man working in his front lawn, having pervy ideas...

Dresses-I'd-like-to-own-and-stare-at-but-not-necessarily-wear-but-maybe-I'll-wear-them

I don't quite wear tight bodycon dresses. I fear bits of my body would hang out and jiggle and prove to people that, yes, I am indeed fat. Actually, that isn't quite correct. I like bodycon dresses and I own them, and I 'sometimes' do wear them, but only with layers and layers of other things that hide the layers and layers of chubby that I've gathered on my body, which was indeed years and years of effort (ha). So while I was doing my routine task of stalking people on Facebook, an ad for RicketyRack showed up on the side area showing Kim Kardashian in one of their dresses. I'm not quite into Kim Kardashian either, but her near-fetishwear dress did grab my attention (now you know what I'm really into, hehe) and I decided to check out their dresses. The following are some pieces that I'd like to add to my collection of dresses-I'd-like-to-own-and-stare-at-but-not-necessarily-wear-but-maybe-I'll-wear-them (thus the title of this post).

Full of cheek

These accessories by Locher's are so adorable. So innocent looking, yet so betraying. Love the juxtaposition of text and imagery. Also, they're 40% off now!

^^ My favourite

Stuff's always greater on the other side

Whatever happened to Target in Canada? I wish they showcased/sold these collab collections somewhere on this side of the border. This Missoni x Target collection looks great in pics. I want to touch and feel and get cozy with 'em all.

I'd bobby pin the heck out of my hair with this many pins, a Missoni bobby pin helmet.

Landscaping

I know I recently admitted to not buying very many warm clothes to suit up for the colder months. But something makes me want to indulge into these landscapic sweaters from Joe Fresh's Fall 2011 collection, maybe the reference to the Group of Seven paintings in them. I'm so ready for some acrylic sweater wearing this coming Fall! Now I shall stalk their stores once a week, waiting for them sweaters to come in, grabbing them and shoving them on me, being satisfied...

(This last sweater I want because it reminds me of food, specifically stringy caramel, and the thought of it makes me... ah, maybe I shouldn't get this. Hmm...).

Serrés

I really want this unforgiving thing. I know it won't fit me most likely, but I still want it.

Edit: Tried this on, and I was right, it's meant for tiny girls.

Pile on

I don't really buy warm clothes for colder seasons. So I'm usually buying clothes that are suitable all year round and not-so-warm, but can be layered on with other clothes, hence creating warmth through the amount of stuff I have on me. Top all that off with a jacket (or two). Dresses from PixieMarket (here, here, here, here et here).

The discostick stuff is getting to me

Emilio Pucci pants/leggings/bottom things (eBay listings).









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