Earth Princess

Looking at these Shakuhachi maxi dresses, I'm having fantasies of being some sort of a warrior earthy princess, ruler of soils (the actual soil, that comes from the ground, not some other weird thing that you may or may not be thinking about, in that case, pretend this bracket doesn't exist), being knowledgeable and intelligent, using my expertise to help people in need, fighting forces that endanger humanity. These dresses are so dreamy, I want them in all colours available (princesses need more than one dress right?).

Tug

These Lila Rice earrings are nice. I'd like to wear them. But I'm concerned for earring hole enlargement once these are on, I imagine myself to keep putting my fingers through the holes in the earring and pulling on them while being lost in thoughts, waiting for the bus, watching a hunky topless man working in his front lawn, having pervy ideas...