Sweet sensation

This doesn't go under any sort of 'buy list' or anything, but it is related to making my life and body more comfortable and better in general. Whenever I'm bored and I don't have free wifi internet around to waste time on, I flick through various things on my iPhone, and I end up on the pictures I have saved on it. On some random day I decided to save these pictures on my phone, and I'm so glad I did as now I have something productive to do with my time than watch porn (that was a joke, did you get that? It was a joke.). So now I massage myself following the instructions listed on these charts. I don't know if they actually help in flowing my energy (from my breasts?), but I do feel good following instructions and rubbing myself for some reason (haha, you're so sick). I'll post these charts here so the rest of you can engage and gain the same pleasure as I do from doing these massages (again, you're so sick). Click to enlarge!

Bouncy bouncy!

I absolutely love Aussie's products. I get brilliant results that actually hold true to the claim with Aussie, even compared to expensive salon-exclusive products. This stuff works! This sounds like a commercial! So many exclamation marks!

Unfortunately, I can never find the type I'm looking for. It seems Wal-Mart or wherever I go stops stocking my favourite kind after the first time I buy it from there, so so far I've had no luck buying my Aussie faves more than twice (booo).

But now I don't have to worry anymore. I just discovered Well.ca and it stocks Aussie including the types I want! And (could this get any better? I have tears), it comes with free Canada-wide shipping! Score! I'm so happy, I want to fill this entire post with exclamation marks! Like, one after every sentence I type!

So, using the brain and credit card I have, I placed my order right away. Ooohh, I shall have great hair again! The next time you see a person with awesome hair, it's gonna be me. Uh, okay no, that's, uh... please ignore that.

 

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(couldn't resist!)