Sweet sensation

This doesn't go under any sort of 'buy list' or anything, but it is related to making my life and body more comfortable and better in general. Whenever I'm bored and I don't have free wifi internet around to waste time on, I flick through various things on my iPhone, and I end up on the pictures I have saved on it. On some random day I decided to save these pictures on my phone, and I'm so glad I did as now I have something productive to do with my time than watch porn (that was a joke, did you get that? It was a joke.). So now I massage myself following the instructions listed on these charts. I don't know if they actually help in flowing my energy (from my breasts?), but I do feel good following instructions and rubbing myself for some reason (haha, you're so sick). I'll post these charts here so the rest of you can engage and gain the same pleasure as I do from doing these massages (again, you're so sick). Click to enlarge!